Jumat, 08 Agustus 2014

Circle Jerk! Who's Game?

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Men are horny motherfuckers. There's no secret about that. We're ready to whip that bad boy out for some fun any time any where. But, have you ever kept track of how much sex you get?
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That was the subject in Dear Abby yesterday...readers responding to a letter by a woman who had complained that her husband tracked their sex, demanding they hit at least 100 times per year. Abby gave equal time: 2 women, 2 men. One woman said it was okay; that this was the husband's way of expressing love. One claimed it was bullshit. Both guys, of course, indicated getting our rocks off was all-important to men. One went so far as to say that husbands should be free to get their rocks off with anyone else should the partner not be interested. They all had valid points, but nobody mentioned masturbation in any way shape of form.
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This goes for any partnered couple of any sexual orientation. Guys, we should have the freedom to pound one out whenever we feel the need.
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But, beyond that, what most married hetero men do is sneak out, grab the corner hooker, or find some way to get a quick hand job or blow job.
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Some have a regular buddy - a friend with benefits they can call on.
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Barring that, I'm here to suggest to you, my Faithful Readers, that you could consider an alternative: a Jack-off group. Otherwise known as a good old fashioned circle jerk.
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There is no better way for a married dude to get his rocks off and pretty much stay out of the doghouse. 
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You get to air your gripes, bond with other guys who are experiencing the same difficulties at home, and get your rocks off. What could be better than that?
Have a great weekend, folks!

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