Thank you all my friends so much for your kind words in the comments and emails. We're fine, and the only thing of great value that got stolen was my morning boner.
But, in dealing with the home invasion shit, I totally spaced that yesterday was the 15th of the month. I missed Buddy Ball Check Day.
I ask you all, once more, to forgive me. If you remembered on your own - or if Lord Patrick helped you remember since he posted a reminder - kudos.
If you forgot, get busy, boys! Give your nuts a thorough once-over.
Then use whatever means are available to you to contact and encourage all the men you can to do that TSE. Checking one another's nuts is perfectly acceptable
You may save a life!!!