Ladies and gentlemen, I know it may come as a big surprise to you, but a man's genitals have been designed specifically to provide him pleasure. Yes, yes, they serve another purpose...
and efficiency is a wonderful thing. But the main function of the cock is sex. And if it did not provide pleasurable sensations, if it didn't feel good, we wouldn't have much interest in it, now would we?
If you are one of the people - and I know you are there, my Faithful Readers - among those who struggle to come to terms with the pleasure, your cock was designed to bring you pleasure so you would enjoy the sensations of it getting rock hard. It's meant to feel good in an effort to entice us to engage it more often.
The pre-cum is not only to neutralize the acids within the urethra and to aid in penetration, it adds to the pleasure. When your cockhead is dry, does it feel as good? Nope.
The orgasm, with our nuts pulling up and spurt after spurt of jizz barreling through as our cock pulses, that ecstasy is one of the most intensely pleasurable things we ever experience in our lifetimes. And we've been provided with the ability to experience that any time we want. Stop feeling guilty about that.
Masturbation Month is meant to help promote this healthy, pleasurable activity; to get people to stop feeling the guilt and feel the pleasure instead. It's a healthy, normal, and pleasurable thing - and it's meant to be!
Hot ropes of cum blasting free, shooting into the air, raining down and splattering our torso is icing on the cock - er, cake.