Selasa, 01 April 2014

Wank Warnings V

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And, so we come to the final wanking warning from the good folks of Men's Health. And, it's no April Fool's joke. Yes, we've covered this one before, too. Quite recently, I might add. And the reaction was much as I anticipated it would be, so I shall save you all the anguish of repeating the photos. The text shall suffice.

5: Wrongfully stuffed

"Do not stuff things into your penis. Maybe that seems obvious, but if case reports are any indication, at least one guy reading this will have decided it was a good idea to cram something into his urethra to stimulate himself during masturbation. Unbelievably, two different men decided independently that feeding stiff electrical wire into their wangs while spanking the monkey was a good idea. One of the guys pushed the wire so far down his shaft that it coiled in his bladder. In both cases, doctors had to perform surgery to remove the wire. Miraculously, both men fully recovered."

Kink is fine, folks. Just be cautious with those cocks. As I've said before, you only get one. Handle it with tender loving care. As one Faithful Reader put it, "Be good to your junk and it'll be good to you."

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Welcome to April, btw.



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