Kamis, 17 April 2014

Awkward(?) Boners

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Another new sitcom to hit the airwaves is Silicon Valley, about a bunch of nerds striking out on their own with a tech start-up. Again, we've got dialogue between the characters about men and their cocks; though it was a tad disappointing to have one character (after an attempted lap dance) remark how "awkward for us to all be in the same room with boners in our pants." But, that line came after he admitted that he did get a hard-on - but told the girl and her (ahem) agent that it was out of respect; "it was a respectful boner."
I've seen blog posting photos labeled "awkward boner(s)" and it makes me ponder that label. What makes boners awkward? Just the sheer fact that another individual (man or woman) is aware of it, sees it?
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This is the problem, men! We need to quit with the snarky remarks when we notice a guy's snake tenting or bulging in his pants. 
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Or if a guy pops a bit of wood in the locker room, showers, or urinal at the gym.
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Or even a full-blown boner for that matter.
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That goes for you as well, Ladies. After all, when a friend announces a pregnancy or birth do we make snide comments? No. But we know how that event happened: Via a hard dick. It seems in that case a boner is celebrated. So, why should we be embarrassed if we pop wood? It's the most normal, natural thing in the world. A hard cock should be celebrated.
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Because no matter what your sexual orientation, a boner is a good thing.
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Learn to appreciate every one you develop.
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And, bear in mind that some men have to spend a lot of money to get them to return.

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