Rabu, 30 April 2014

Get Rested

Get some rest and chill out.
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Maybe relax with a good book.
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 Get some sleep.
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Drink plenty of fluids.
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Because, hopefully, you'll be spewing a lot.
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Tomorrow, May 1, begins the 2014 month-long celebration of masturbation. Your chance to be open and brutally honest that you do and enjoy it!
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Selasa, 29 April 2014

Get Ready

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Okay, folks, gather your favorite toys, tools, and other miscellaneous equipment (sleeves, lube, rings, pumps, vibrators, dildos, etc) and your favorite cum rag; have it all handy (every pun intended). And gather your strength, 'cause you're gonna need it beginning Thursday.
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Just remember to use caution with the pumps - too much, too long can damage your cock. And bear in mind that a cock ring that encircles the base of the shaft only should never, ever be used longer than 30 minutes at a time. And, it should always be sized correctly. Never put one on that is too small for your boner.
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If your dick is being squeezed like this before you even get a full hard-on, it's too tight!
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Masturbation should be a fun, pleasurable activity and it is not going to be enjoyable if it ends in the Emergency Room.
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Despite what some porn videos would lead you to believe, chances are, your dick isn't going to be in any kind of shape for any kind of sex.

Senin, 28 April 2014

Pride of (Cock) Ownership

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I hope you all had a terrific weekend and took pride of ownership in what nature has bestowed. We should always, always, always be proud of being male - no matter what the size or slight difference in shape, whether cut or uncut, whether it leans to the right or left, whether it hangs lower than the nuts or higher. 
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All that matters is that it functions as intended.
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Get some rest, folks... Our favorite month begins on Thursday.