Rabu, 26 Maret 2014

Wank Warnings

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If I could make a statement like "Masturbation is the most base and basic of all sexual expression. We should feel no shame in the practice of it." as I did the other day, why would I encourage men to get together to learn and/or teach one another more about it?
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Well, guys, evidently, it seems we aren't as aware as we could be - or should be. Men's Health has felt the need to publish five warnings everyone should know about stroking the snake. A certain amount of care needs to be taken with those boners that, in the moment, we seem to think are indestructible.
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There's more to it than pounding away on our peckers until we've relieved the ache in our nuts.
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#1: Constriction

We have this tendency to want to make our hard-on's even harder. So we'll employ the device made for the purpose: The ever-ready cock ring. 
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 Though, please, men, use the type pictured below with all due caution. Wear this with a full-on boner for 30 minutes maximum!
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It appears we'll use anything, though, to achieve the perfect boner.
"Take, for example, the 27-year-old man who decided it would be fun to constrict the flow of blood to his penis—similar to what a penis ring is designed to do—by sliding a plastic bottle onto his Johnson. You can see where this is going. 

The bottle became stuck, "strangling" his penis and causing distal edema—or a rapid accumulation of blood in his shaft that caused it to swell to twice its usual erect girth, according to case report in the Indian Journal of Surgery. Fortunately, this guy's penis returned to normal size after doctors cut the bottle away. (They have no idea if the man suffered any long-term effects because they never heard from him again—presumably because he was too embarrassed to answer their follow-up calls.)"

Consider that your cock is a precious commodity. Take really good care of it, and that includes when you jack off.

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