So, Saturday, we're out watching a marathon of Best Picture nominees. We got a decent break around dinner time, so we walked to a nearby restaurant. We we're waiting for our food and a friend goes to the men's room; locked. (They're single rooms; urinal, commode, sink.) He waits, and waits, and waits... Finally, he goes into the one for women, whizzes and comes back to the table. I needed to piss and kept my eye on the door to the men's room.
No wonder it took this guy so long! But, I've been there myself. In my younger days, of course, when I was horny as fuckin' hell, my cock boning against my jeans,
go into the men's room to take a piss,
just couldn't take it anymore, and sat down to stroke it out.
I think we've all been there, haven't we guys?