Senin, 31 Maret 2014

Wank Warnings IV

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I hope everyone had a great relaxing weekend. I'm pretty sure you all got in some good healthy stroke sessions. 
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And, with a little bit of warmer weather, some may have taken a nice leisurely drive...
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If not this past weekend, have you done that? I have - plenty of times. It's one of my favorite things to do, especially if I'm going long distances. In my younger days I had a convertible and I'd make the 11-hour drive home with my pants on the seat next to me. There would be the occasional horn blast from truckers and I'd wave.
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I always worried about accidents, though. What would people think to find out I'd been cruising down the highway naked and stroking my cock, blasting a load of cum?
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So, I was always extra cautious. On the one hand, it's kind of nice to know that it's such a very common thing for guys to do. On the other, it's not good that so many aren't being more careful about it.

4: Whacking on Wheels

"Penile fractures aren't always the result of a too-enthusiastic hand motion. According to various case studies detailed in the Canadian Urological Association Journal, multiple men have broken their penises while masturbating in moving cars. (The vehicle stopped suddenly, causing a collision between the penis and steering wheel or dashboard.) Also making the study's list: Breaking the penis by hitting it against the wall of a shower—presumably after slipping while masturbating—and hitting the side of a cocktail shaker too forcefully while trying to masturbate into it. (For this last one, no further circumstantial details were provided, unfortunately.)"

Take more care in stroking those boners, boys. Things can go awry in an instant - and typically it's the instant you cum. It's a good feeling to drive around naked or with your hard cock poking up out of your pants. But, keep your wits about you when you've got your cock in your hand.

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Maybe pull over and get more comfortable when you're ready to cum.
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Jumat, 28 Maret 2014

Wank Warnings III

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My old military buddy told me once during a bar conversation that, as he was cumming, he had to tell his wife "Stop squeezing so hard!" because she was cutting off the flow of his jizz. He said it created somewhat of a burning sensation in his cock as his cum tried to valiantly jettison through.
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Though he didn't have any ill-effects afterward, evidently clamping down too hard on your hard-on can do some damage if you aren't careful.
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#3 Don't Strangle Your Snake

"Though usually associated with vigorous sex, one comprehensive review study in the journalTrauma and Acute Care Surgery found just 19 percent of penile fractures—a.k.a., broken penises—occur during sex. A whopping 60 percent happen while men are masturbating. The most common cause? "Angulation and manual compression," according to the study. Basically, guys were squeezing too hard and stroked down at the wrong angle, causing a rupture of their rod's corpus cavernosa—the cylindrical tubes that fill with blood when you have an erection. Swelling and leaking, as well as a dozen other complications, can cause permanent loss of function, though typically the condition is fixable, the study authors say."

Now, I know we've had the busted shaft discussion before. But this is different, this isn't a cracking of the Tunica - this is a rupture of the canvernosa, which the Tunica surrounds. I was not aware men broke their dicks so often while pounding their peckers. So, be careful guys. You don't want to break your boner.
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Watch the angle and loosen that grip on the downward stroke
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when you're trying to bust nut
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Kamis, 27 Maret 2014

Wank Warnings II

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Oh, my, yes! Once we're taught (or unfortunately stumble upon it ourselves) that our cocks are for more than pissing, we become obsessed, almost addicted, with playing with them. We so enjoy the feel of them rock hard, bouncing with the beat of our pulse, the pre-cum...and pounding our puds until they puke up the batter.
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Evidently, every chance we get, we'll gladly pull out and enjoy the pud; and, anywhere will do if we can get away with it.
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Hell, we'd spend 24/7/365 getting our rocks off if we could. But is there such a thing as too much? You wouldn't think so, would you?


#2 Pounding til you puke

"After 2 days of vomiting, fever, scrotum swelling, and muscle pain, a 29-year-old finally decided to visit the ER. Doctors eventually diagnosed him with Fournier's gangrene, a rare type of microbial infection. The cause? He'd masturbated so frequently that he'd opened up abrasions on the shaft of his penis, which left him vulnerable to infection. Doctors treated him with antibiotics and several rounds of skin-grating surgery to re-insulate his severely chafed penis from the elements."

Our cocks are there for our enjoyment
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- not for abuse. Know the difference.

Rabu, 26 Maret 2014

Wank Warnings

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If I could make a statement like "Masturbation is the most base and basic of all sexual expression. We should feel no shame in the practice of it." as I did the other day, why would I encourage men to get together to learn and/or teach one another more about it?
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Well, guys, evidently, it seems we aren't as aware as we could be - or should be. Men's Health has felt the need to publish five warnings everyone should know about stroking the snake. A certain amount of care needs to be taken with those boners that, in the moment, we seem to think are indestructible.
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There's more to it than pounding away on our peckers until we've relieved the ache in our nuts.
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#1: Constriction

We have this tendency to want to make our hard-on's even harder. So we'll employ the device made for the purpose: The ever-ready cock ring. 
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 Though, please, men, use the type pictured below with all due caution. Wear this with a full-on boner for 30 minutes maximum!
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It appears we'll use anything, though, to achieve the perfect boner.
"Take, for example, the 27-year-old man who decided it would be fun to constrict the flow of blood to his penis—similar to what a penis ring is designed to do—by sliding a plastic bottle onto his Johnson. You can see where this is going. 

The bottle became stuck, "strangling" his penis and causing distal edema—or a rapid accumulation of blood in his shaft that caused it to swell to twice its usual erect girth, according to case report in the Indian Journal of Surgery. Fortunately, this guy's penis returned to normal size after doctors cut the bottle away. (They have no idea if the man suffered any long-term effects because they never heard from him again—presumably because he was too embarrassed to answer their follow-up calls.)"

Consider that your cock is a precious commodity. Take really good care of it, and that includes when you jack off.

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