Senin, 03 Februari 2014

You Are Not Alone


Straight and thinking of getting yourself a jack-off buddy? You are not alone - far from it! An interesting article out of the UK: Straight men have casual sex together.

"A survey showing women want less casual sex than men has prompted straight guys to look at the numbers, face facts and start dating each other.
A new rota system will see one in three dates become male-male, with men expected to quickly overcome initial doubts about their sexuality for the guarantee of a shag at the end of the night.
Heterosexual roofer Stephen Malley went on a date with chef Nathan Muir last night, and said: “I was nervous at first.
“But we bought our own drinks, had a really interesting conversation about the best way to kill a polar bear with a blunt instrument, and ended the evening with fantastic sex unsullied by even a hint of affection.
“Afterwards, instead of cuddling, we watched The Expendables 2 on Blu-ray, including the extras which had some interesting stuntman interviews.
“And the next day my phone sat in blissful silence without a single needy text or call. Not until three days later, in fact, when he texted ‘Want to come round for a curry, FIFA 13 and a shag?’
“I think I’m in love.” "

Tired of sitting at home alone, stroking off to porn, these guys have realized it's much more enjoyable getting off together.

See, guys? We want casual, no strings sex to get our nuts off. We can get it with one another and not have to worry about the 'intimacy' thing, or being nagged to take out the trash, or be reminded that tomorrow it's our turn to car pool the kids to school, band practice, or soccer.




Have a beer, bullshit, get our nut, have another beer and go home. No need for guilt.








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