Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls.
Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts.
Man-berries, man-berries, man-berries, man-berries.
Whatever you choose to call them, if you've been hanging around here for a while, you know what that is about. If you're new to Big Whack Attack, here's the deal:
Every 15th of the month is Buddy Ball Check Day. This is the time we do a very thorough check of our balls - we look for small lumps or hard spots that could signal Testicular (ball) Cancer.
If you've never checked your balls before and don't know what to do, go HERE. A doctor shows a cute young guy how to do it - and then he demonstrates for you.
If we feel something that we don't think is quite right, we make that appointment to have our doctor check 'em out.
But, regardless of what we find with our own man-berries, we then call, text, email, IM, post on FaceBook, Twitter, on forums and bulletin boards, and Skype all the men we can think of to remind them to go check their nuts.
We'll go in person if we have to.
Do the check for them if need be.
Yep, we realize this could lead to other stuff. The important thing is to do the ball check first. Then enjoy what pops up.