(a scheduled post)
Ah-ah-ah... No ballgames...
Until you've properly checked the balls!
All clear? Ok - Now call, email, IM, text, or whatever, all the men in your life and get them to do that important monthly ball check! Or, volunteer to do it for them.
OK... Now you can play.
You didn't really think I was going to let you off the hook, did you?