Selasa, 30 Juli 2013

A Boner Is a Boner

(For my Faithful Reader, who wanted to see a little hair for a change.)

I fully expected at least one comment asking, "There's a difference in boners???" But, I think you guys are on to me. LOL. A boner is a boner is a boner. Right? Well...

I've preached about Blood Oxygen Boners - or BOBies. Then, there are the Horny Hard-ons - or HorHos. And, finally, you've got your Sexually Activated Stiffies - or SASies. (God, I love coming up with new monikers!)

Our BOBies abound. We get so many in a 24-hour period - especially when we're young - there are times we think it's just one long perpetual boner. (Don't we wish!) As we age, most of those are semi's; at least during the day when we're awake. At night they're totally in the full upright and locked position.

The HorHos - now those are a different story. Those are the ones that start out with the heavy, full feeling in the nuts. The cock begins to fill and twitch and then stand up hard as a rock or snake its way down a pant leg. The pre-cum starts to bead up and then flow.



The SASies are the ones that come on because we (or a partner) has started playing with Mr Happy, or we've been surfing or watching porn, or we see a nice pair of tits, or a beautiful round ass, or a pair of long, shapely legs.



They're all different. And by the time we reach our early twenties we should be able to tell the difference. Before that, though, we think every boner is strictly about needing to get the rocks off. Not that we can't. In fact, as young men, we probably do - every chance we get! We're either having a good old romp in the hay with someone, or we're happily jacking that puppy for all we're worth, blowing as big a load as possible.

I think I was in my mid-twenties before I fully realized the difference. 'Til then I thought I was just horny all the time and every opportunity I got - guy, girl, fucking, frot, blow jobs, hand jobs, whatever. Hell, I didn't care! As long as my cock was hard, I was raring to enjoy every inch of it.







How old were you when you knew what each boner was about?

Or were you lucky enough to have been told the difference?

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