Stop moping, Amber. "Wife" is a great role -- unless you're adopting it to escape the homelife. The life of a householder, particularly a kid in someone else's household, is tough. There's no freedom, no fun, no liberty, no use! So girls dream of wedding in a great white gown (and of honeymooning in a red teddy). Tadolf Swiftler and her handlers know how to play into this fantasy. But I think her whole "country Taylor Swift/city Avril Lavigne" duality is a front. So, sis, is there something you can learn from Tadolf's erratic behavior? She gets written up in Hollywood gossip columns and foreign tabloids for her actions. And people parody her (lol):
"OMG, we are done! You are scary!" "Never ever cheat, Kennedy!" (Bart Baker/WQ)
WARNING: "Taylor" cusses! (Bart Baker) Taylor is after all of her ex-boyfriends because they dumped her in this "I Knew You Were Trouble" parody. (Get it on iTunes).