|Future: rapper Kanye West and super "reality" star Kim Kardashian (zergnet.com)|
The Twitter-verse exploded on Saturday when news came that America's royal baby -- the first-born daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West -- had arrived! Of course, "Kim Kardashian" has been the top trending term for the majority of the day on Twitter. While there have been no updates yet about baby KimYe's arrival on the Twitter accounts of either West or any of the Kardashian clan members, [self-promoting] momager Kris Jenner posted a photo [but not of the baby, no, for that there will be a big payday] Saturday morning of "behind the scenes magic" from her new talk show. MoreWhy did the baby come early?
|Kids are awesome; the Earth quakes when each is born|
Kanye and Kim's Kimye came on the day before Father's Day. Why? This is probably Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva (or Kali's) way of helping slightly self-absorbed Kanye remember that he has a kid. He should have known what he was getting into when he intentionally joined the Kardashian (reality TV) clan. It's awesome. Of course, this may be more E.T. star child (Buddhist "deva") than human -- as evidenced by Kim's preternatural beauty and Kanye's perplexing lyrics alongside Katy Perry during her best and most revelatory song.
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