Yesterday's post missed some of the mark, because it occurred to me there are men who've not simply lost the ability to get a boner - they've lost thier bits entirely! So, today, everyone who's package is still intact and functioning... no matter what size it is, here's what you should be thankful for:
You still have one and it can do this:
Which means you can do this:
And accomplish this:
Give thanks, folks!