Now, what do you think of your cock? Is it your most treasured object? I hope so...
I hope everyone - Ladies, you included - understands just how precious these hunks of meat are. They deserve to be treated with respect. That means care about them, care for them, adore them. It's the only one you'll ever get. (Ladies, of course, I mean it's the only one your husband/partner or male child will ever have.) It can't be replaced. Honor it and love it.
Whether form follows function, or function follows form, they are beautiful, amazing pieces of machinery.
They are the first "Man's Best Friend."