It's time for Buddy Ball Check!
Time to do that TSE.
You didn't think I'd forget about this very important day of the month, did you?
Get busy, boys and girls. Check those balls very carefully. Make sure there are no lumps, no hard spots, no unusually sore or tender spots on them. If anything, I mean anything seems suspect, call your doctor and make an appointment.
Then, of course, call, text, email, facebook, skype...use whatever means of communication you have at your disposal to contact every guy in your life and remind him to check his balls. You may save his life!
Got a Special Buddy? Go ahead - get together and check one another's nuts. Fondle them, squeeze 'em first for signs of ball cancer, then you can move on and please them.