...lay around, shove my hand down my pants. Noone's gonna tell me I can't" - Bruno Mars
He's got the right idea...so, follow along to the lyrics, boys.
Gonna get my cock real boned up...
...then I'm gonna stroke it, stroke it 'cause I can.
Then I'm gonna cum, cum real hard; noone's gonna tell me I can't.
Yes, I'm gonna do it, do it 'cause I can!