I did the previous post because a repairman was here. I noticed the bulge in his pants the minute he walked in the door and he was here for almost two hours. I worked on the post while he worked on his repairs. I pushed the Post button just as he walked into the computer room.
He’d finished up with the work and was standing at my desk to explain the bill. His crotch being at my eye level was a glorious sight! A generous bulge (much more pronounced than before), his cock strained against the material and the head was clearly outlined. When he noticed me noticing it he said, “Sorry about that. It happens sometimes.” and adjusted a little bit and it snaked its way down his pant leg, still protruding, of course.
I casually told him it was no problem for me – I fully understand how dicks work. We finished the paperwork and began joking about cock size on his way out the door (his boner now dissipated but still leaving a nice, hefty bulge). He said, “I’m in my mid-fifties, I’m not good-looking, but I’ve been married for 30 years, you figure it out.” I laughed and told him there was no doubt and pointed to his feet indicating the old myth. He told me he wears a size 13 shoe and it’s not literally true. I asked, “Are you sure about that? I’ll bet it is.” Then I related an incident during a show one time when someone asked my wife why in the world she stayed married to me. She bent down and placed the edge of a hand against the mid-calf of her left leg and said, “Gee, I don’t know!”
We had a good laugh over the size of our cocks and hard-on’s that pop up out of nowhere. Well, it was the middle of his work day, and off he went. But it was so refreshing to have a guy, let alone a straight one, talk freely about boners and cock size.
I just had to come back and relate this to you all. Guys, when you pop a woody it’s not the end of the world if people notice it. You don’t need to be embarrassed and get all red in the face. You’re a guy. You have a cock. Cocks get hard.
Nobody old enough to have experienced one – whether because they’re male and have one, or because they’re female and have seen one and enjoyed it – should be surprised by that fact. On the contrary, it should be celebrated.
There’s only one cause for concern – and that’s if it doesn’t get hard!