Happy Monday, folks. I trust all you guys had a great weekend entertaining yourselves. Ladies, I hope you allowed the men in your lives some time for it. Jacking off makes for a nice, casual, relaxing time: Strip down, relax, bone up, stroke, cum, sleep. As Truman Capote once said,
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."
Then take a good long piss, and maybe do it all again. Now that's what I call a relaxing weekend.