This is your reminder to check those balls, boys!
Or get them checked by a buddy. Or by your spouse.
I don’t have to remind you how important it is, do I? Of course not.
Then please remember to spread the word to all the males in your life: Fathers, sons, uncles, cousins, nephews, friends, colleagues. Call them, email, text (not while you’re driving! Pull over to the side of the road.), send an IM, or post to your Facebook Wall, Skype or Cam with a buddy; whatever it takes to spread the word about doing a Testicular Self Exam.
Put messages on forums and bulletin boards – Oh, think about how much fun it could be to imagine all these dudes reading your message and dropping their pants right then and there to fondle their nuts! (Okay, cheap shot…but I’ll do whatever it takes to get you guys to do that TSE.)
Remember, guys, you may save someone’s life – maybe even your own!
And when you’re done with your balls – okay, you’ve checked them and taken care of that boner that popped up by stroking out a load of jizz – check those pectorals for lumps too (if you didn’t do it while you were stroking your cock!). Almost 400 men die of breast cancer each year. Don’t be one of them!
I know, I know. I’m a day early… But, that’s the way of life sometimes.