Leave it to the administration to try to take the fun out of getting your rocks off, eh?
What do you think? Is he looking for a heartbeat - or brain waves?
They'll certainly draw the gay and bi crowd with this!
A Rainbow Cock...Fly that from your flagpole!
If you're a man and you say you don't love dick - look down and then I dare you to say it again.
This guy must be beating his meat constantly!
Have a great day, guys!!! Spend it doing something you enjoy...